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Year Of The Monkey Business by schizmatic
Year Of The Monkey Business
It's true. "Peace" can become "Pussy." "Love" can become "Slut." And "Iron Dragon" can become "Ignorant Dickless Round-Eyed Devil."

Chinese calligraphy is TRICKY.

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Offensive Fouls
WARNING: Flipping a big foam middle finger at a ref will get you ejected. Flipping a big foam middle finger IN a ref will get you arrested.

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The Stats Quo by schizmatic
The Stats Quo
At this point, I now only trust in doubt -- possibly.

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Slacktivism by schizmatic
Slacktivism
I absolutely refuse to wear mascara tested on lab rabbits -- not because I'm a dude, but because I just like the natural look better.

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So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.

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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015
Thanks for faving me again. I like that habit.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Professional General Artist
I just can't resist biological nomenclature visual wordplay. That's my Kryptonite. X)
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015
Maybe I got one or two more things to poison you ...
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SteveM17 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
Funny stuff! Will be working my way through your gallery.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Professional General Artist
You might need a blueprint of the gallery to guide your way through. ;)
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015
Oh, and thanks for faving my drummer toy!!!

=P (Razz) :happybounce: :happybounce: Hug 
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015
How to say it? Nice to see you, too, too? Or perhaps: Nice to see you, too, three?
Anyway, thanks for watching me back!

:happybounce: Hug Ohm... Ohm... 
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FractalMonster Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015
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Thank you for the :+fav: of Parivartana-madhye as well as for the :+devwatch: :)
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Professional General Artist
Welcome! :D
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