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Death's Sweet Release by schizmatic
Death's Sweet Release
In Jelly Bean Genocide, you start off by trying to kill jelly bean villagers with a machete, then progress through the levels until you're obliterating entire jelly bean planets with a rainbow-laser Death Star.

I'm totally addicted to it: after every bout of Genocide, I swear I'll never do it again, but always forget, and on it goes. Over, and over, and over, and over...

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Dow-sing For Gold by schizmatic
Dow-sing For Gold
The stock market is basically just like a giant wishing fountain -- that's swimming with sheeple-eating sharks.

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Hipper Than Thou by schizmatic
Hipper Than Thou
After he was banished to Hell, Lucifer changed his name to Mephistopheles (Satan to his friends), renovated the whole place as a cool basement nightclub, and issued his most merciless of decrees: "No posers."

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So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.

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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.
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FractalMonster Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015
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Thank you for the :+fav: of Parivartana-madhye as well as for the :+devwatch: :)
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Professional General Artist
Welcome! :D
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Vert959 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thankyou kindly for the Added to my devWatch! . Here, have a llama :D (Big Grin) 
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thankee, i llove llamas. ;)
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Pellikan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Hello Hello, you have amazing work and I love your humor :D
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thank you, I try to find the wit and wisdom in weirdness. Wirdsdom. :D
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samsite-X Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for the :+devwatch:
Check out my online store and if you appreciate my work. Please consider making a donation. Will help me a lot with making my own studio! Thanks :ahoy:
Here: www.samsite.eu/shop/
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KaldurxConner Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav, I honestly just spent an hour in your gallery. Good stuff.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Professional General Artist
No prob, and thx!
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Comet-frog Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^ much appreciated
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