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Windows Is The Eyes To Your Soul by schizmatic
Windows Is The Eyes To Your Soul
Microsoft skipped releasing a Windows 9, and jumped right to 10, which it's calling the last version of Windows. It includes automatic mandatory updates, an intelligent personal assistant, and even a new default web browser, called "Edge."

I think I miss Windows 9 already.

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The Supernal Olympics by schizmatic
The Supernal Olympics
The Flash would be obviously awesome in races, and Mister Fantastic at gymnastics. Unfortunately, some evil supervillain would probably cheat by inventing "supersteroids," and the whole controversy would start all over again.

But at least supervillains would boast and gloat about cheating instead of just lying to everyone. They're evil, not assholes.

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YouniverseTube by schizmatic
YouniverseTube
With "holospam," if a cosmic alien views our universe, we automatically start playing on all of that cosmic alien's friends' devices.

The multiverse HATES us.

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Endospection
Taking selfies with celebrity rectums is going to be the new big thing. But I really don't see the big deal. Plenty of them are already assholes.

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Ship Of Foods by schizmatic
Ship Of Foods
It's just a myth that the Coriolis force causes water to drain in the reverse direction in the southern hemisphere. But it IS true that a cruise ship of fools eating their own weight in popcorn shrimp can sink in its own self-generated whirlpool.

The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, finally explained.

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So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.

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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.
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Pellikan Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Interface Designer
Hello Hello, you have amazing work and I love your humor :D
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schizmatic Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional General Artist
Thank you, I try to find the wit and wisdom in weirdness. Wirdsdom. :D
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samsite-X Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for the :+devwatch:
Check out my online store and if you appreciate my work. Please consider making a donation. Will help me a lot with making my own studio! Thanks :ahoy:
Here: www.samsite.eu/shop/
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KaldurxConner Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
Thanks for the fav, I honestly just spent an hour in your gallery. Good stuff.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Professional General Artist
No prob, and thx!
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Comet-frog Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^ much appreciated
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originalspaceduck Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
Happy birthday dewd!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thx, duck dewd!
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Aleayo Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday, pal!
continue your wismiscally schizmatically weirdness in bluechitectural cartesian compactness!
emoB10 

(so sorry I did'nt had time to draw a card)
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schizmatic Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thx, Aleayo! So glad I'm not a mom, or I'd have to have two me-days on the same day! Emo8 
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