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The Tenth Circle Of Hell by schizmatic
The Tenth Circle Of Hell
"And lo, I did behold in the valley of the shadow of death, a spinning wheel, and within that wheel, another wheel, and wheels within wheels upon wheels forevermore... Then here is wisdom: let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a ping, and its number is anything over or around the mid-to-high triple digits. May the Lag have mercy on us all."

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Googlenoia by schizmatic
Googlenoia
According to Google stats, the top listing of a search usually gets over 30% of traffic, and the top ten listings (first page results) get about 95%.

The last listing of a search gets practically 0%, and 100% of those people are manic obsessive paranoid schizophrenics -- which oddly enough, turns out to be the major target market for Google ads.

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Incongruent Positions by schizmatic
Incongruent Positions
The two non-Platonic solids pictured are the omnitruncated icosahedron and the cuboctahedron-rhombic dodecahedron compound, which sound pretty obscene in themselves.

In math, a law requires an underpinning proof, while an axiom is self-evident without proof.

Meanwhile in politics, a law often requires no basic recognition of fact, sanity, or reality whatsoever.

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Making Faces by schizmatic
Making Faces
12: LANGUOR
14: TORPIDITY
16: MELANCHOLY
18: WELTSCHMERZ
20: DEPRESSION
22: CUBS FAN

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Fungus Facts by schizmatic
Fungus Facts
Drunk Dude: "WHOOOOOOO!! ANAEROBICALLY HYDROLYZED YEAST SHIT!! WHOOOOOOO!!!"

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So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.

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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.
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Skull-Killer Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch
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SexyTemp666 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
Thanks for the watch!;)
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p00bear Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student General Artist
You have been tagged! =D xD
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Erin-G Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Watch, and thanks for the compliment; the Doctor just so happens to be my favorite as well. xD
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TheRantsofReason Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you kindly for the donation and yes i shall reasonably rant on good sir
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p00bear Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Happy B-Day.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thank you, p00!
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p00bear Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
I definitely should change my name. Lol.
You can make one for Winne-the-Pooh. XD
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7Demented Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A happy birthday to you, sir/madam! :dummy:
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schizmatic Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
TYVM madam/rabbit! =XD
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