Dracula: "Oooooh, look at me, I'm Batman -- I fell into a well when I was a kid and pissed my pants because a bunch of bats scared me and that's why I'm called Batman... Pleez. I'M the real bat-man. I'm not just some narcissistic LARPing cosplay geek running around in tights and a fancy toolbelt. You want bad-ass? I don't just shed blood, I DRINK it. And my cape is WAY cooler, too."
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