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Febreze was initially marketed as a home odor eliminator, but didn't account for the olfactory phenomenon in which you grow used to your ambient smells to the point where you don't even notice them.
So then they added enhancing fragrances like "Quiet Jasmine" and "Moonlit Lavender," but I think they missed the real insight of the phenomenon: Febreze's main odor-alleviating scent should be "Comfortingly Familiar Aroma Of Diffused Farts, Feet Sweat, And Pet Pee."
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So then they added enhancing fragrances like "Quiet Jasmine" and "Moonlit Lavender," but I think they missed the real insight of the phenomenon: Febreze's main odor-alleviating scent should be "Comfortingly Familiar Aroma Of Diffused Farts, Feet Sweat, And Pet Pee."
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Ah, the homely scent of spilled beer, un-emptied ashtrays and cat litter.