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The Birds And The Bees

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My father gave me terrifying nightmares and traumatic psychological scarring with his conservative repression regarding sexual education. And worst of all, I had to retake Biology TWICE.

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“Well way to go you stupid asshole, you completely warped the kid’s imagination… Now here he is drawing blueprint comics on the intelligent weirdness of life and…”

 

Oh, hi there! :wave:

 

Seriously though, does this guy really think he was going to stop you from talking or even THINKING about sex at each point of your life? And what kind of person would cripple one’s learning to the point that they had to take Biology THREE friggin’ times in one lifetime? That just ain’t right…

 

Due to those claws, pincers and wicked wings, I reckon that guy might’ve accidentally got a dragon and a bee to mate… That is definitely a great concept design of yours.

 

Damn scientists always going well and truly beyond the extremes of what should mate together and passing those lessons off to the little ones… Baby little steps, guys! =p

 

That being said, this is a pretty funny look into what happens when one person goes too far into extremes, and like I’ve said you really nailed the design on that creature. Keep it up! :)