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Anus Horribilis by schizmatic Anus Horribilis by schizmatic
"ANNUS horribilis" is a Latin phrase meaning "horrible year." And I hope Baby New Year 2017 won't be a cryer. Or a screamer. Or a pisser. Or a puker. Or a pooper. And ESPECIALLY not a bleeder. We won't have a moment's peace on Earth.

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:iconapiapicka:
ApiApicka Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
The best freaking summary of 2016 I ever saw! Have a cookie! :D
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017  Professional General Artist
I'd definitely rather have a cookie than a dookie! X}
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017
The title of this picture reminds me of the scientific names for the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes cartoons.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017  Professional General Artist
I wonder how the ancient Romans would feel about their language now only being used for lawyer talk and and wacky wordplay.
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:iconelectricgecko:
ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
Word, man.  Word.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I poopeth on YOU, 2016. I poopeth on YOU.
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:iconthereptiliangeneral:
TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hehehe! :XD:
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:iconmrtenso:
MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
You could say all you want. But execrate in that way have tons of merit.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
That's a load of fertilizer. X}
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:iconboesemani:
boesemani Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
Pain. Pure pain is all I would be able to describe that as for the baby. I get the feeling I'm getting one this year.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Some people might've decided not to have a baby in 2016 if they had known how the Baby New Year would turn out.
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:iconboesemani:
boesemani Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017
Depends on for how long. Hopefully something nice happens soon after. Like medicine for the baby.
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:icongoeliath:
goeliath Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omfg! XD this one is great!
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I'm not saying we should've aborted 2016, but at least a major spanking.
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:icongoeliath:
goeliath Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And a couple time outs thrown in
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:iconkiborg-graph:
Kiborg-Graph Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Generally speaking, I fear that 2017 will be a year of a huge unrest. Who knows, perhaps we'll see the Defcon levels jumping up to 2, or even to 1. When that happens, all we will be able to do, will be just to sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Enjoying the fireworks: "OOOOOOOHHH... AHHHHHHHHHH... AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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:iconkiborg-graph:
Kiborg-Graph Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
More like: "Woah, that's pretty... Oh, and another one... Hey, why is my skin turning black? Why is my hair falling out? Why are my ears bleed-" *DEAD*
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
From a distance, Patriot missiles look a lot like Roman candles. And they can both make a big impact on a crowd.
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Kiborg-Graph Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
However, Russia has warned that if there is as much as one Patriot missile system set up in the Baltics, they will become the number one target for these bad boys: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N70ro8…
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Wow, that really puts the "war" in "warning"...
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:iconkiborg-graph:
Kiborg-Graph Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nah, that's just Russia "wanting more friends, not enemies": www.enca.com/world/putin-russi…
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
And showing off your cool new toys is a great way to make friends.
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Skulli-exe Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot to put an extra "n" in the title xD
Now instead of "horrible year" it is "horrible old lady" xD
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Oh, that's on purpose, a filthy pun on all the fecal matter Baby 2016 produced so prodigiously. XD
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:iconskulli-exe:
Skulli-exe Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY XD
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
And I didn't know "anus" was actually Latin for "old woman." Man, that sounds more like Sexist Pig Latin. X)
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:iconskulli-exe:
Skulli-exe Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess studying Latin at school does me well xD
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:iconcatsupeye:
catsupeye Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
who forgot to put diaper on 2016?!?  :cryingplz: Poop Icon [Free] Gasie 
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I think we needed diapers and dump trucks for 2016. X}
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