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News You Can Abuse by schizmatic News You Can Abuse by schizmatic
Some may be outraged by people's gullibility when they read news online, but I choose to look on the bright side -- that they can read at all.

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:iconpsychosquatch:
psychosquatch Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2017
I tried to search for cake recipes online, but found nothing. Apparently, the cake is a lie.
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:iconfinnyanne:
Finnyanne Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, it is on the internet.... IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!

BAD internet *lol

It is a shame that a lot of people are not able to reflect news and use their second braincell to question the information.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016  Professional General Artist
It's like the internet informs our brain cells while killing them at the same time. X)
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:iconthewritingwz:
TheWritingWZ Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
How about some mock-news?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
I think enough real people are making a mockery of world events as it is. X)
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:iconthewritingwz:
TheWritingWZ Featured By Owner Edited Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Right winged partys kind of have a twisted sense of understandmend on this... Even though everyone knows that you will crush onto the ground when you flap only with the right wing
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
And what's so frustrating is that even when we flap with both wings, somehow we just end up going in circles...
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:iconthewritingwz:
TheWritingWZ Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
At least these circles get you up and not down and help you glide towards new areas, when you actually break out of it :)
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:iconintegratethesurface:
IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
This whole "fake news" thing is funny too me. What's to say they're just censoring certain news sources that have a certain political affiliation?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
We have reality in our TV shows and fiction in our news. That sounds like at LEAST two signs of the Apocalypse.
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:iconintegratethesurface:
IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
Now, that's the problem. are we TRYING to get a dumb generation? Are the conspiracy theorists right? Does the Illuminati want us all dumb for the new world order?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I heard a conspiracy theory that the Illuminati made themselves up, so now I'm completely confused -- JUST LIKE THEY WANT US!
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:iconintegratethesurface:
IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
Well, then, the Illuminati use the Trilateral Commission to create rulers of the Earth, called the Council of Illuminati. They then decide the Earth's fate! Maybe then we'll really find out what happened to JFK or the Bermuda Triangle.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I think I got lost somewhere in the Bermuda Trilateral Commission. X)
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Sokrates was famous for saying: I know that I know nothing. What gave him that certainty?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2016  Professional General Artist
And Sokrates was a great teacher, too. If a teacher today said that, they'd probably be fired for improper lesson preparation.
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry, I never met a teacher with self doubt. They think they know it all.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
My kindergarten teacher was an absolute MASTER of cutting colored paper, eating glue, and taking naps. (Also, my college history professor.)
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I received about the same kind of education...
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016
They're using a fictional source of energy (The Force) to verify reality? Why do I not think this will be effective?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Professional General Artist
"The Force penetrates all things" -- including movie screens and fictional categories, apparently.
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:iconmrtenso:
MrTenso Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016
Reality is relative.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yeah, reality is relatively CRAZY.
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:iconapiapicka:
ApiApicka Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It won't work. Everything is a lie.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Professional General Artist
I absolutely believe that's true. Oh, wait...
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